jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender)

The scariest thing about distance is you dont know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.
― (via khasma-nu-khana)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures)

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

(Source: pitiful)