when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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“A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?”

Pointless, really…”Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.”

― Neil Gaiman, Stardust (via kerfufflesensue)


we all have a favorite eyebrow

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what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
― me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever.
― Charles Bukowski (via booze-women-drugs)

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  • boy:
  • girl:
  • the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
  • love does not exist
  • you're going to die some day
  • onesteppcloser:

    imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.


    today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up