liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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The scariest thing about distance is you dont know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.
― (via khasma-nu-khana)


*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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